u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
my liver is dry heaving
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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