Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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Have fun and good luck.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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