That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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