the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
