OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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