My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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