I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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