I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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