my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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