Having a random hookup so left but love u
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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