is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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