elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.