and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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