Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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