hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We have started to decorate penises.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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