I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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