i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
