Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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