YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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