my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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