you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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