What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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