Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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