I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
tell me about the eggs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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