it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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