You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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