tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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