If i come over, it means nothing
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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