My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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