Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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