so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
