But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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