i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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