white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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