i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
