Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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