Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Randomize
