oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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