So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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