we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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