she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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