I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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