Nicole vs. Life
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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