If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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