I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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