Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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