did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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