You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
vagina is talking i cant
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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