Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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