Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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