Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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