Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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