You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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