it's not cheating when I paid for it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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