Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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