I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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