Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Im part way to drunk.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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