This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
