Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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