You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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