They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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