i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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